The Multi-Billionaire March on Halloween, Celebrating Wealth in the Times of War

By Lady Mora Cha-Ching of the Billionaires for Bush

On Halloween, myself, Lady Mora Cha-Ching, and my fellow Billionaires for Bush hit the streets to walk among the working class people on the streets of West Hollywood. We were there to celebrate our wealth and advocate our rightful place as the purchasers of the President. We were there to show our strength in numbers (even if it is just 1%, hell, we still own 40% of everything!). We are made up of CEOs, heirs and heiresses, and a few corporate lobbyists. We rallied that George W. Bush is the best President that our money can buy! We wanted to also thank the working class Bush supporters whose votes support our tax-cuts! Huzzah!

I was utterly exhausted as I had just flown in on my 12 seat private jet from my wine vineyards in France. Usually I fly in on my double decker plane, so this was a little cramped. But I had just had a designer stole created for the march and wanted to get some practice in my golf game (we played a short game of golf before the march).

Now you may be thinking that it is strange for Billionaires to take to the streets like crazed liberal activists. But no! For too long we have been ruling the world behind closed limo doors! We needed to show the world that John Kerry is an embarassment to billionaires everywhere. Pandering to the interests of average working Americans! For shame. I have never had a job in my life and now John Kerry wants to create 40,000-- why on earth?

So many liberals were pleased to see us. I saw so many cameras flashing, I thought it was daylight at my estate in the Bahamas!

I was told all night, "It's so good to see you here!" and "We love you guys."

Of course the liberals were happy to see us! We outsourced all their jobs so they can spend their time relaxing and living in leisure! It's good to be appreciated!

Some frequently asked questions we got that evening were, "Are you real?" and "Are you for or against Bush?" (Ah, evidence of our shrinking education dollars at work.)

We'd respond with, "Of course we are for Bush! We're billionaires! If not for Bush, we'd have to pay our fair share in taxes! We'd much rather you pay it! Ha Ha!"

The crowd was so happy to hear us scream: "Free Ken Lay!" and "No Justice? No Problem!" Also another favorite chant: "Blood for Oil!" Ah yes, and we looked mighty nice in our tuxes and gowns holding our signs above our tiaras and yachting hats.

Well, I'm off to do some horse racing. See you at afternoon tea! And remember-- a vote for Bush is a vote for four more wars! After all, war is great... for business!

Oh yes, don't forget to tell your liberal friends... Voting day is tomorrow, November 3. So relax today, and prepare yourselves to vote for whomever you like (even if it is for Kerry) tomorrow!

Huzzah!

Lady Mora Cha-Ching

Here we are, the upper crust. From left to right: Richard N. Ever, Lady Mora Cha-Ching, Robert Barren III, Robert Barren I, C. Alma Diamonds.

About Lady Mora Cha-Ching: Lady Mora is a hotel and real estate heiress who owns estates, golf resorts and factories in over two dozen countries and territories world-wide. She is at work on her first rap album. She has estates in France, Cayman Islands, New York City, Shanghai, and Waco, TX among others. Lady Mora Cha-Ching owns a fleet of eight yachts. She also recently golfed two eagles and had the best drive of her life during the last Billionaires golf tournament. She has turned her recent interests to avarice, greed, and the Cheney-Rumsfeld Presidential campaign/purchase for 2008.