I was looking for yarn on Craigslist Austin and somehow in my odd wandering found the link to this site...

http://www.seekingarrangement.com/

Basically it's a site for folks looking for a sugar daddy or sugar mommy. And you can put in how much money you want each month.

"Hell yeah!" I thought as I went through the FAQ section. I can get some dude to spoon out $3000-5000 a month for me? WOW! That's more than any grant ever!

Well, my mother can relax because I went through it and the guys are gross and all the "sugar babies" up for sale are all "internet models." I can never compete. Plus... those goddamn morals will never let me do this.

There is no free lunch folks. Back to work.