Hey everybody, My friend Bernard is a real nice guy. He's like a little brother. I've known him for a few months now. He is in grad school for Urban Planning. At UCLA! Let him build the bullet train that goes to your heart!

So without asking his permission, I have taken the liberty of putting this page up so that I can help set Bernard up with a nice girl. Look at the pictures above of Bernard. I can't understand why women aren't jumping all over him.

Anyway, if you are a nice lady interested in going on a date with Bernard, then write me!

Think about it, a date with Berns might mean that you could be the wife of an Urban Planner! SEXY!

Q &A with Bernard written by Kristina*
(*--Again, none of the responses below are from Berns, it's what I guess he would say if I had his permission to put up this page.)

Question: So Bernard, what are you looking for in a future lady?

Answer: Any lady with the right sense to know that a bullet train would eliminate traffic congestion.

Q: What do you like to do on a date?

A: Did you know that congestion is a bi-product of industrialization?

Q: You are a really tall guy. So, is it true what they say about tall guys?

A: And even if they brought a bullet train into a congested area, it wouldn't necessary alleviate congestion.

Q: How do you usually meet women?

A: The reason for that is because people would at first take the bullet train but then see that the traffic is clear, they would get in their cars again.

Q: Describe your ideal woman.

A: Because they already have cars and roads. So they figure out they should just use them. So the bullet train won't solve all their problems.

Q: Dude, you haven't even listened to a single question I've asked you.

A: Huh? Oh. Sorry.

Q: Describe a romantic date you'd take a girl out on.

A: Did you know that cities expand at a rate of 15% a year? That's why rents increase faster in cities.

Q: That's it? That's the date?

A: As a result of this expansion, the suburbs of today need to be equipped to develop into the next metropolitan cities. We need public transportation and the infrature to support that now, Or else it will be a sticky transition later.

Q: Dude, Berns, you are screwing up this interview.

A: Huh? Oh. Sorry.

Q: In ten words or less tell us why a girl should go for you.

A: Let me build the bullet train going through your tunnel.