And on the 8th day, GOD created Kristina's appearance on ER!
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Yes,
folks, the gag doesn't get any older!
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And on the 8th day, GOD created Kristina's appearance on ER! More ER PICS! |
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Norm, my DSL repairman, came into my house and said immediately, "I used to work in Bel Air where I would fix the DSL of some very famous people. But I get the premonition that today is the day I fix the DSL of someone more famous than shit." I proceeded to show him this clip of me on ER and he said, "Even just listening to the vibrations of the performance gives me the power to fix DSL faster and better than ever. Thank you for this gift my child." |
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Bernard, my neighbor and future urban planner watches my clip and thinks aloud, "If only the urban planners of the world could see what I see now! They would build more efficient cities, faster bullet trains, more environmentally sustainable means to dispose waste. We could prolong the life of our natural resources. If the urban planners of the world could see what I see now, they would, in short, build a better world." Then a tear fell down his cheek. |
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| Todd,
a very famous political satirist and webmaster of a famous but unnamable
website, points to my image and declares, "This. This inspires me.
This is an almalgam of the world's passion, love, hate, anger, and sympathy
rolled into one stunning performance. It is Christ. The Savior. Salvation...And
goddamn you have really nice hair in this shot Kristina." |
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| Mike Closson, one of my favorite movie directors says, "Now if only this clip was available in times of pre-colonialism, then perhaps we could have stopped the Europeans from colonizing the world. This clip demonstrates compassion. This clip could have taught them to love and share the wealth. But most importantly, it would have taught them to aspire for a better world. One without violence. One with a great spirit." |  |
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Yessica, my visitor from South America, who flew in just to see this clip in my home screamed, "Dios Mios Es Jesu!" at the sight of me on the screen. I am not sure what it means, but I have never seen a woman cry with such joy. |
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Marcus, a visitor who came all the way from Germany on a pilgrimage for the now famous clip, demands to watch the clip with the lights turned out. "I don't need to watch this performance with the lights on," Marcus says, "for the light of your performance is all the light I need in this world." Then tears fell down his cheek much like the crying Madonna statues. "This journey was worth it. I can now build a greater world now that I have seen you on ER." |
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| Amos, a famous Victim's Assistant from Texas, came all the way to my place to view my image in ER. He was stunned silent and then uttered through tears, "Howdy, Kristina. This is better than a rodeo!" |  |
| Amos recalls a famous Texan proverb while my image plays and it goes like this: "He who drills oil, becomes rich. He who rides horse, performs in rodeo. She who is a recovery nurse on ER, is immortal." |  |
| My neighbor Jeff came by and said, "Hey Kristina, I heard you were famous and on ER. I showed him this clip and he said, "Holy shit! I had no idea that someone so famous lived near me, I think I will have to move as I don't deserve to live so close to someone so famous. I think I am going to move to hmmm.... I know... Rochester, NY!. until I become worthy of being your neighbor again!" |  |
| Jeff watches with enthusiasm as my hand passes through the frame. He says, "I am a father of two, and never has the image of a single hand passing through the frame taught me the compassion required to be a proper and loving father. Thank you Kristina, thank you for this gift." |  |