Hey everybody, My friend Miles is a really nice guy. And I want to find him a nice girlfriend. He's like a little brother. I have known him since elementary school.

So without asking his permission, I have taken the liberty of putting this page up so that I can help set Miles up with a nice girl. Look at the pictures above of Miles. I can't understand why women aren't jumping all over him. Anyway, if you are a nice lady interested in going on a date with Miles, then write me!

This is the bio I wrote for Miles so you can get to know him better.

Miles' Bio written by Kristina*
(*--Some of the information is based on my hypothetical guessing.)

Name: Miles

Birthday: October 30

Claim to fame: Kristina's friend, drummer for Ill Again, almost got arrested with Kristina at anti-war rally, can drink a lot of malt liquor in one sitting

Height: 5'4 or maybe taller (I have to measure him next time I see him.)

Habitat: A basement single with very little natural light coming in. You can call it a "Hobbit".

Favorite Movies: Buddhaheads, BLT, Pauly Shore movies

Favorite phrase: "FRESH!" and "Pheremones!"

Favorite Beverage: Colt 45

Favorite topics of discussion: Space, Asian American history, hip hop, how to type with one hand

Favorite friends: Kristina, Kim Char, Randy, Dave Vaknin, Guillermo Godinez

Nicknames: Billy Dee Senzaki, OG Buddhahead, Space Man, Troll Man, and Loverboy

Favorite TV show: Any WB hour long sitcoms about young moms raising teen daughters.

His message to you: Hello ladies. Want to learn to play the drums? Want to learn to play the drums by candlelight?