Hey everybody, My friend Vince is a real nice guy. He's like a little brother. I've known him since college. And he is going to be a famous filmmaker one day, if not already.

So without asking his permission, I have taken the liberty of putting this page up so that I can help set Vince up with a nice girl. Look at the pictures above of Vince. I can't understand why women aren't jumping all over him. And look at the picture on the right, he smokes. What lady can resist a man with a penchant for cancer?

Anyway, if you are a nice lady interested in going on a date with Vince, then write me!

Think about it, a date with Vince might mean that you could be a movie star!

Q &A with Vince written by Kristina*
(*--Again, none of the responses below are from Vince, it's what I guess Vince would say if I had his permission to put up this page.)

Question: So Vince, what are you looking for in a future lady?

Answer: I am looking for a woman who wants to star in my next film. Look out Hollywood, not only will you be the leading lady in my life but in my films as well!

Q: What do you like to do on a date?

A: Well, I like to bring ladies over to my three bedroom condo and let them play with my cat. Then send them home before midnight without making a move on them.

Q: You are a really tall guy. So, is it true what they say about tall guys?

A: Pass.

Q: How do you usually meet women?

A: On friendster.com. I also have great pick-up lines. The most effective one so far has been, "Hey there, want to be in my movie?"

Q: I noticed that every short film you've done features an Asian male, why is this? Are these characters extensions of yourself?

A: Ah yes, this question. Some say I have Asian male protagonists in my films because the characters are characters like me who have experienced what I have lived. This is not true. In past shorts I have done, Asian male characters bag white chicks and suffocate whiny Asian women. In fact, all the Asian male protagonists of my films are having sex of some kind with someone. See, it's obviously not autobiographical.

Q: Why do you smoke?

A: I think it adds to my filmmaker persona.

Q: Describe your ideal woman.

A: I like a woman who wears fur, lives a simple life of eating sleeping playing, who will lie in my lap, or nap with me, petite, who puuurs and likes to be pet, and oh yes, an animal collar is a turn on.

Q: I think you just described a cat. Is that right?

A: Huh. I guess I did describe a cat.

Q: What's your latest film about?

A: It's about a guy named Scottie Fong who is Chinese and wears glasses-- kinda like me. He's a writer-- kinda like me. He smokes Parliament cigarettes-- kinda like me. And he bags a white chick-- kinda... doh.

Q: Name your favorite performance artist.

A: That's easy. Kristina Sheryl Wong.

Q: Why don't you put Kristina in your films?

A: She keeps accusing me of making "misogynistic films"-- so that kind of cramps my style. She showed up at my set this weekend and kept telling me I was a misogynist in front of the cast and crew. You know how hard I will have to work to overcome that kind of rep for the ladies?

Q: In ten words or less tell us why a girl should go for you.

A: You can be the star of my next digital short.